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Pratap: Why do you keep calling me Mr. Einstein?
Asanka: I dunno..you know, just for the sake of it!
Just to annoy you, just c'ause you know
everything!
Pratap: I don't!!!
Asanka: Well you think you do!
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Tania.A: Pratap!! And I thought you were a nice guy!
Pratap: Whatever gave you that idea?
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Pratap: They're twins
Karina: Which ones?
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Adrian: Applied mathematicians are the most important people
in the world, I am NOT desperate. I don't know why
you think I am, but I am NOT!
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Karina: I can control myself -- not like someone I know!
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David.T: Thank you for being stupid!
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Karina: YOU afraid of looking GOOFY?? I don't think so!!
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Emily.T: I'm only a girl...I don't know everything!
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Steven.A: I like shattering little girls' dreams!
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Adrian: I'm extremely daggy and proud of it!
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Pratap: We got a new car... it's red!
Karina: Haha!
Pratap: What was that haha for?
Karina: I know about you and red cars!
Pratap: What about me and red cars?
Karina: Haha!
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Kristina: My dad has this opinion about people who drive
red cars...
Pratap: Uh oh!
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Adrian: Boy, did you see that? I'm lucky I got out
of that one alive!
Pratap: What happened?
Adrian: I opened the door for a feminist - one of the
shaved-head variety!
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Adrian: Don't go to the gym - you might get muscles!
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Kristina: You're losing it!
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Christian: If I was you and you were me, then you'd probably
hit me, but then again I wouldn't like it cause I
would still be me and you would be me so you
wouldn't like it either so don't even think about
it!
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Pratap: But of course, never argue with a woman - you
ALWAYS lose no matter what, even if you're right!
Nadine: Ah, but you never are right, you just think you are!
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Anthony's famous last words: That won't be on the exam!!
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Tracy.K: Oh, you men can never make up your minds!
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Pratap: I hate computers!
Karina: hahahahahah!!!
Pratap: What's so funny?
Karina: You've finally come to your senses!!!
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Christine.P: I'm glad I understand the male ego.
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Eric: I'm just wondering why Pratap is always happy and
smiling.
Pratap: Well it's better than being unhappy and sad all the
time!
Eric: Well I'm wondering how I can make you sad..
Kristina: Just take away his chocolates!!
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Lisa.S.: Your jokes should be put to sleep!
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Diego: We'll have to get Pratap in a room, tie him up and
have him surrounded by lots of redheads!
Christian: That ultimate torture!
Pratap: Go ahead, make my day!
Diego: I bet it will!
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There once was a guy named Pratap
Who liked to work with a mop
He cleaned no-wax floors
And even the doors!
But that career was a flop.
-Tracy.K
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Tracy.K: Oh, come on, I know you too well! I know you would
never be serious!!!! Come on, this is Pratap we're
talking about!!
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Anna-Claire: You are a legend.
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Karina: You need more sleep!
Pratap: No, I don't need more sleep, I just need a sense
of balance.
Karina: I think it sounds better if you say "I need more
sleep!"
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Anna-Claire: Hi legend!
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Naomi.B: Thank you very much for the birthday invitation.
You were a cute little boy back then. What
happened?
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Marcus.P: Sometimes I forget to pull hard enough
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Tracy.K: I'm getting as bad as you! Now _that's_ scary!
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Pratap: I guess I'm just boring.
Naomi.B: Yep, you are!
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Pratap: Gadgets impress me!
Karina: You're a nut!
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Pratap: It's really annoying, I can't even write properly.
Karina: It would have been better if, say, you broke the
little finger on your left hand instead.
Pratap: I'll remember that the next time I break a finger!
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Pratap: Well I understand Artificial Intelligence..
Karina: At least you understand _some_ sort of intelligence!
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Pratap: Why does everyone want to hit me?
Chris.B: Because you're a very hittable person!
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Valentina: No wonder people want to whack you!!
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Adam.B: I've got a photographic memory but it just won't
develop!!!
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Reshma: You look terrible!!
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Valentina : Why think about reality when it's probably just
a figment of everyone elses imagination?
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Mark.P: Isn't if funny how people from other countries have
accents? Australians never do!
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Pratap: I can be a very serious person!
Karina: Oh suuuuure!
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Valentina: Man has his will, but woman has her way!
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Tania.O: I will always love you Pratap, even if you do look
like a goon on Sale!
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Pratap: Stop smacking me!
Anna.H: I only started!
Pratap: You always start!
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Anna.H: Yes it is! I am a girl and what I say goes!! I
know all!!
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[Pratap is looking at a Sesame St book]
Lindsay: Would you like to borrow that?
Vinod: It's about your level is it?!
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Tania.O: Good morning, my favourite goon face!
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Tania.O: Can't wait 'til your bedclothes are close to my
nightie!
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Anna.H : You're a softie!
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Pratap: Life is hard, play short!
Tania.O: Oh my god, that is so goony!
Pratap: Life is hard, play skirt!
Tania.O: I laughed at that one!
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Tania.O: Of course you realize that we're both as warped
as each other!
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Andrew.H: You are a sick man!
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Leonie: Your jokes are awful!
Pratap: But I'm good at them!
Leonie: And I'm good at rolling my eyes!
Pratap: We'll get along just fine then!
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Carol.A: You're MAD!
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Andrew.D: We're still in uni and we're already reminiscing
about high school! We oughta get out more!
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Tania.O: At such a young age you were warped too!
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Anu: You're a legend!
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Sheri: We're goofy!
Pratap: And a little pluto as well!
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Sally.P: You're being surrounded by women, lucky you!
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Peter.P: Hey, another P squared! What a legend!
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Pratap: I wonder if you're wondering what I'm wondering, but
I wonder if I'm making any sense about wondering about
what you're wondering what I'm wondering?
Sorry, I was just wondering.
Anna-Claire: Don't make me laugh!
Pratap: Sorry, must be this food from the West End Cafe!
Anna-Claire: Trust me, I'm sympathetic.
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Pratap: I'm not your average Joe.
Stacey: You _definitely_ aren't!
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Hanita: You must be nice then...
Pratap: Of course I'm nice, what did you expect?
Hanita: Sure, Mr Modest! Male chauvanist pig!
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Sarah.P: Were you on Sale of the Century?
Pratap: Yup.
Sarah.P: I thought I knew you from somewhere!
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Hanita: In your dreams, pal! You've got an ego have
you? Did I say you were nice? Moi.. said that?
When? You're a techno speciman!
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Christine.P: Yo, Mr Popularity... Ledge rather!
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Hanita: Mr Legend!
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Pratap: Stop picking on me!
Anna.H: But I'm allowed to - I'm a girl!
Pratap: What's this, girls can tease guys but guys can't tease
girls?
Anna.H: Yup, didn't you know that?
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Jin-Toong: Well Pratap, at least I've found someone who
is as weird or worse than I am...
Now I realise that there are people who need
greater and more urgent therapy than me!
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Pratap: Hi Roger!
Roger.T: Oh, Pratap?! I didn't recognize you with the suit!
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Pratap: Shoo be do wah!
Hanita: What's that for?
Pratap: Oh I just felt a bit looney, that's all. Don't
worry, it's normal.
Hanita: Ahh that's nice.
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Stephen.K: Leave women alone - they mess with your minds!
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Andrew.D: Call me any time!
Pratap: I wish more girls would say that to me!
Andrew.D: Well, I've got long hair..
Pratap: Not close enough!!!
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Mark (from Bath, England): Did I tell you I was going to
Europe?
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Aileen.E: Beware of a dark haired man with a loud tie!
Pratap: My tie is not loud!!
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David.S: That's a loud tie!
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Anthony: Well, I tried to think about which of my friends
were desperate and dateless; and straight away
I thought of you!
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Rosemary.M: Your name starts with a P!?
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Stephen.K: Nothing beats a leggy blonde in a short black
dress!
Mark.S: That's a terrible attitude Steve - you need someone
you can talk to and who's an intelligent
conversationalist!
Stephen.K: Well a leggy blonde in a short black dress with
glasses then!
Mark.S: Yeah!!!
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Anna.H: And you said you couldn't dance!!!!
Pratap: I can't!!
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Uncle G: So when are you getting married?
Lindsey: Stop depressing him!
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Vinod: Hey Mr Superstar! Forget computers and go straight
into radio!
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Sean: Girls don't want nice. It just doesn't work. I
know. You know. Everyone knows!
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Rebecca.M: What should I call you?
Pratap: Whatever you want.
Rebecca.M: Ok STOOPID!
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Aileen.E: You're easily amused aren't you Pratap?
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Emily.T: Very very very funny!!! he's got a sense
of humour!!! What a legend!!!
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Andrew.D: You and your advice on women!
Pratap: Don't take my advice on women, look where I am!
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Andrew.N: You've got a nice set of coconuts there!
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Dayna: You like having fun don't you?
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Dayna: You? A serious person? Suuuuure!!
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Kristina: Farewell farewell, parting is such sweet sorrow!
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Aileen.M: I hear you're a big star!
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Dayna: You're such an athlete!
Pratap: Am not!
Dayna: Are too!
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Karen K: You're an idiot! And I mean that in the nicest
possible way....
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Dayna: You don't have to get nervous when you're in my
bedroom!
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Adam.B: Pound for pound, you have the best pecs around!
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Roddi: Ya know, I got a theory: Men live happily and in peace
and quiet, left to their own devices. It's the women
who start wars: "I want a bigger castle!" "gimme!"
"gimme!" Enjoy lunch!
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Roddi: I'll just call you MB!
Pratap: MB?
Roddi: Money Bags!
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Dayna: What happened to being serious?
Pratap: Didn't work.
Dayna: Didn't think so!
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Pratap: Hello, Pratap speaking.
Wes: Hello, "Pratap speaking!"
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Deeran: Bye Pasta man!
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Deeran: I've got the number for Wuss's Anonymous for you!
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Dayna: What have you been up to since the last time I
saw you, apart from growing your hair?
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Dayna: I couldn't imagine you with a beard...
Pratap: I couldn't imagine YOU with a beard!
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Kristina: Cute!
Pratap: You're not so bad yourself!
Kristina: Aww shucks, I feel all squeamish and warm on
the inside!
Pratap: That's yesterdays chicken dinner..
Kristina: I did indeed eat chicken for dinner yesterday!
Pratap: QED (:
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Samantha: Have you destroyed any friendships lately?
Karen.K: Now that you mention it...
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Valentina: Even legends like yourself can't be expected to
know everything!
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Nicola.B: I just felt like pestering you!
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[Names have been hidden to protect the guilty!]
Roddi: Well thinks I'm a sleaze, and thinks
I'm the perfect gentlemen. And since they're WOMEN,
they must BOTH be lying! The truth is somewhere
in between!
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[Speaking about women]
Adam.B: The more of them you know, the less you know about
them!
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Aileen.M: You're a dag!!
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Jacinta: Why do we need to know the rate of flow of
water in a bathtub anyway?? Once you work
it out it's overflowing anyway!!
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Adam.T: Then I am going to go home have a small bite to eat
to tide me over while I go workout at the gym...
so I can become as solid as you!!!
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Pratap: Well each time I went over, he was trying to
cook something!
Jacinta: Well you can't expect much from a guy who owns
one knife, one fork and one spoon. He's just
trying to be a Sensitive New Age Roddi!
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Roddi's answering machine:
This is the 90s....you know what to do!
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Chris.B: This was a good idea of yours!
Pratap: All my ideas are good ideas!
Chris.B: Yeah, WHEN you have ideas!
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Pratap: At ASIO all they require is that you've done a
degree...doesn't matter what kind
Chris.B: Even Arts degrees?
Pratap: Well they don't go into the Intelligence area...
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Cath.B: Size doesn't matter...
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Cath.B: I'm gonna tell on you!
Pratap: Shhh!! Pwease...pwease noooo!! I'll do anything!
Cath.B: Anything??? This has it's possibilities!!!
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Sherri: You are not innocent...you are nice remember!
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Roddi: Why did the woman cross the road ?
Frankly your response, and why she crossed the road is
immaterial. The real question is : "What was she doing
out of the kitchen ?"
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Mark.P: I didn't tell you did I? I've got a girlfriend now...
Pratap: What's this???
Mark.P: Well they're these creatures a *little* different to
guys...
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Chris.B: Pretty girls don't do nerds... oops, that came out
wrong!
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Pratap: Did I ever tell you that you look great in a skirt?
Karen.K: Yes, you have. And the shorter it is, the better,
becuase it makes access easier!
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Vanessa.C: If you're wrong then I'm holding you responsible
and I'm coming after you!
Pratap: You'll have to catch me first!
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Kristina: You legend!
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Cath.B: Your services are appreciated, let me assure you.
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John Colton: All you need is love.
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Joanne Z.: Nobody's ever taken his ring off for me before!
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Raina: Physical height is immaterial; it's the height of the
mind that's important.
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Trish.B: Something in your voice sounds guruish
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Karen.K: I've had lots of guys in my room, thank you very much!
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Pratap: I've had an average of about 3 hours sleep a night for
the past month!
Danny: I've had an average of 3 hours work for the past month!
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Anthony.O: To rule the world is to eat popcorn when the
the wind is strong.
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Arvind: All those years apart for so long have been good
to our friendship!
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Kristina: I think you have an awesome sense of humour
I'll never forget laughing through info sys as
long as I live.
[ As I said folks, she's got a sick sense of humour! (; ]
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Ian.N: I've got to meet this Karen person!
[After reading this quote file!]
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Kristina: You win the silly person of the day award!
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Duncan: With the Amiga, you can change priorities and schedule
events so that they have a higher priority than the
keyboard or mouse... so you can be typing away and
nothing's happening, and then all of a sudden on the
screen the mouse goes crazy several minutes later!
Pratap: Why on Earth would you want to do that?
Ian: Windows emulator!
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Anna.P: You are one weird guy!
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Pratap: Oil is good for you!
Ian: Why?
Michelle: Becuase it lubricates your body on the inside!
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Michelle: When we were in Hawaii we coudln't figure out where
the Interstate freeways led...
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Sherri: Now I have you all entering... g'night boys!
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Kristina: I can live with that, but only because I have a
million other things on my mind.
Pratap: Your head must be very strong
Kristina: Headstrong
Pratap: I didn't see that one coming (:
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Kristina: Thou art a distinguished being
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Emily.T: Would you like to marry me?
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Pratap: Oh, so HE's the guy you're after!
Raechel: He's a friend - he's not the gay im after. I mean
guy !!!
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Tania.A: Nah, just tell her you think that she has good
taste in friends, and you would like to borrow
some of them....
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Amanda.T: You should be a dj!
Reshma: He is!
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Anu: Wait 'til you ge tto 30, you won't be able to
remember much. You'll need a woman to look after
you!
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Michelle: The telephone answering service isn't answering
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Ian: There's no use insulting someone if they're not there
to hear it!
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I hope you found fingering me to be informative :)
[ Message on Kristina's goofey finger info ]
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Jason: Catcha later - things to go, places to see,
people to do ... I could have that mixed up.....
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Kathy.S: I used to be cute when I was young, then
I got ugly, and now I'm cute again!
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Pratap: Women have a tendency to jack guys around...
Jason: Tendency?? It's their FUNCTION!!!
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Tania.A: You mean if I bat my eyelashes at you, and
admire your muscles you won't help me carry my
things out to the car... ?
Pratap: Just like the real computer scientist I am, they're
muscles in theory, not in practice!
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Naomi B: I watched Dumb and Dumber the other day on video.
The video man asked me what I thought of it and
I said it was pretty dumb
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Tania.A: I'm what passes for a Unix guru in my office. This
is a frightening concept.
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Pratap: Well we'll just make it pay-per-radian!
Kristina: I'll take pie!
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Kristina: Just have a feel!!
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Kate.B: Now lets just put our hands between our legs...
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Kathy: You're the closest thing to a computer person I have
at my disposable!
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Caroline: I'm an accountant, of course I can count!
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Roberto: How do you handle the situation where...
Nigel (interrupting): You marry the girl!
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Jason: computers taking a dump is always disconcerting!
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Chris.P: Carna Dockers!
(Don't expect me to repeat THAT too often!)
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Tania.A: The Code says an *experiment* is:
"All those activities performed to acquire,
develop or demonstrate knowledge or techniques in
any scientific discipline, including activities
for the purposes of teaching , research, diagnosis,
product testing and the production of biological
products"
CompSci is just one big experiment... tutorials,
postgrads, bug hunting, testing programs and drinking
coke
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Cathy.B: If I covered myself in honey would you believe
I am sweet?
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Dayna: Well if you get off me then I'll go get the poem!
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Pratap: If that was velcro, it'd stick!
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Caroline: Good to see I still have the power to make a
grown man cry!
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Russell.J :
"pratap goofed OUT
"Message: Disappearing off to the wild blue yonder, in
the hope of finding happiness
"Hmmmm. Is that the long way of saying:
if it's got red hair, I'll chase it?"
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Deeran: No, I'm not webmaster anymore. I'm DNS admin,
News admin, Mail admin, network engineer,
network designer, routing guru, the security team,
and the Person Who Throws a Tantrum When People Ask
About Windows 95 (go ask the f*cking LAN team!).
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Lisa.H: You love sleeping on me, don't you?
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Ian: I don't know what it was doing but it wasn't doing it
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Michelle.S: If I'm coke-girl, you're chocolate-boy!
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Elissa: Grasshopper no like sun!
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Pratap: Well, you can have the $200 if you want..
Caroline: I think I'd rather have the massage instead!
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Geetha: What would I do without you?
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Pratap: I'm confused!
Tania.A: About which woman?
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Laura.C: Girls are stupid anyway!
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Anna.P: Computer Guru, I need help!
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Cath.B: I know I'm sneaky, just that I've got class
in 4 minutes.... bet you thought I had no class
at all ...)
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Kate.B: Love that ego
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Pratap: I'm a good boy, remember!
Kate.B: Oh that's right. I forgot.
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Kate.B: My pussy is slipping down my leg!
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Pratap: What sort of weirdo do you take me for?
Allie : A bopping one!
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Allie: You are frightening!
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Andrew.P: Have a goofey trip!
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Tania.O: Well I'm not going to say anything about YOUR sense
of humour!!
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Elissa: You're quite a versatile MuppetMan ain't ya. Must be that
attractive cape - I always knew it would be!
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Renee: I'll show you mine if you show me yours
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Joanne.B: You got me who loves bopping you!
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Pratap (to Naomi): Excuse me while I put my hands between
your legs.
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Jenny.H: You are funky, boy!
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Jenny.H: Daggy dag!
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Jenny.H: God, this is getting kinda kinky!
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Roger.T: I'm a Smorgys virgin
Glenn: I'm a Smorgys slut!
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Rebecca.B: You're such a sweety!
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Joanne.B: It was a wack of wuv!
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Tracey.H: Where's the chocky?
Pratap: I don't have any
Tracey.H: Why, are you sick???
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Joanne.B: I don't mind it, but I LOVE the real thing
better!
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Joanne.K: You chick magnet!!
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Monique: I'll jump you one day!
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Joanne.B: I don't mind it, but I LOVE the real thing better!
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Rebecca.B: Where have you been all my life?
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Rebecca.B: You will always be my honey, no matter what!
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Jenny.H: I'm never scared of you!
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Jenny.H: I'm bad taste central
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Arvind: I'm wearing a short black skirt, and you can see my
knees and a hint of thigh.
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Arvind: Yeah.... I like S & M
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Ian. N: Microsoft security is an oxymoron
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Fiona.G: Behave yourself mister!
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Fiona.G: I'll be back for you tonight! And yes that's a
threat so you'd better hide!!
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Tania.A: You're just after someone to do your books for you...
I mean this is the 90s, no more looking for a girl
who can cook, you need a girl who can go out and be
the breadwinner, handling corporate takeovers with
the same ease as she vaccuums the carpet!
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Elissa: You take great pleaseure in embarrassing people don't
you?
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Glenn(to Sherri): How many people are you playing withup there?
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Nigel.H: The person who doesn't plan for the future is a fool.
The person who thinks he can predict the future is
a fool. It would appear you can't really win.
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Sherri: Pratap, you're better than Tom Cruise. I delayed a lamb
roast to see you!
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Karen.K: Pratap, you make me hot!
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Danny: That place is a babe mansion!
Sherri: Dead set chick place!
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Sherri: Pratap wins sweet guy of the night award!
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Arvind(to Liesel): Yes Sherridan?
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Leonie: I am a low thinker.
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Leonie: How kinky. What do you want to do, lick it off?
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Glenn: You want me to do it don't you?
Sherri: No I don't!
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John.S: Cars are like women. Everyone wants the ones with
the optional extras. But eventually we all settle
for a bomb we're just content to drive
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Elissa: Here have a toy.. now you're a toy boy!
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Sherri: And in 3 years time you are going to pick yourself up a
floozy.
Arvind: I thought that was going to happen tonight.
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Sherri: Maybe it was ME who's been talking to your folks...
perhaps I am the mother of your child.
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Arvind: I'm planning to go visit South America next year
Sherri: That's right... to visit Spain!
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Arvind: I'd find it hard to get married - just being with the
same person year after year.
Sherri: Ah.. now I know you'll never be a one-man woman!
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Leonie.W: I feel like I'm pregnant
Pratap: You look like a beached whale!
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Leon.M: Melbourne is cold, wet and grey. Why do you stay
there?
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Danny: I was thinking it was about time we saw all those lovely
waitresses again.
Ian: Sounds like a good idea. I was sure you were starting to
suffer waitress withdrawal symptoms, except that phrase
conjures up entirely inappropriate images.
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Pratap: Would I be deceptive about this?
Elissa: Would you wear Mr Tickle socks?
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Pratap: You've got this thing about waitresses, don't you?
Danny: I like women in uniform!
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Roger: It's deja vu all over again!
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Pratap: I'm sleepy...
Elissa: Sleepy? Or are you Dopey, Grumpy, Lazy, Doc, Happy...
Pratap: All of them!
Elissa: Sleazy?
Pratap: What???
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Leonie.W: How did I get pregnant all of a sudden?
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Roger: Perth is a GREAT place!
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Danny: I love anyone who gives me a free coke!
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Sherri (of Lisa Simpson): I think she would be annoying to travel
with.
Glenn: I really like Lisa. I think I'd rather go out with her.
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Rachael: You go first and if I wake up I'll do you.
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Caroline: I am in need of your manhood!
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Caroline: Now's the time to show off your testosterone!
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Elissa: I always knew you liked me for my ears!
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Pratap: You like to play with my horn do you?
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Andrew: I guess if we have one more we could always make
it a foursome.
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Leonie: And this is sexy Glenn!
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Sherri: Stop sticking your hands down my shirt.
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Cate: I know you aren't in the mood... but I would like to
make you a bit happier if I could
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Sherri: Hey, don't you hurt my cow
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Sherri: Stop using my cow to pick up women
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Sherri: Put that tongue back where it belongs
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Sherri: He keeps poking it out all over the place
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Arvind: Roger, you have the face of a scam artist!
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Ian: Without Leonie there, it still sounds like a fun time,
just not as double-datey as before. Does that mean it's
degraded into a menage a trois? I'm looking forward to
it even more now!
Sherri: Danny is out of luck eh? He said he was claiming
Leonie! It can't be too sordid... my mum knows you
are visiting!
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Danny: Yeah, I could do another duck!
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Sherri: Oh no, I'm becoming a woman!
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Carla: I am too good to you!
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Announcer : Now, we will be having the bridal waltz.
Glenn :Thats not food is it....
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Adam : There should be more beds in public places
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Sherri : Adam, I don't know if I want you to lick my dress...
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Maurice: (Speaking of Microsoft) ... and He shall exorcise those
Unix Daemons, and thus it must be!!
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Sherri: Well, I spent all morning trying to get a date.
Finally I got it, but then I had trouble getting it
to insert......
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John.S: Thinness always outweights fatness....well... you know
what I mean!
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Sherri: Your one is better!
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Nigel: I like connecting with chicks.
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Elissa: I'll call you a sleazy dwarf... or a sleazy blue smurf!
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Tania.C: You know you're a geek when you decide what you really
want to do is do a grep on your filing cabinet to find
that document you put away!
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Jendra: Where do you want to eat?
Nigel.J.H: I'm easy.
Pratap: We know, but where do you want to eat?
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Nigel.J.H: I'm easy about you putting me in the quotes.
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Sherri: Oh, I hope they don't hit that iceberg!
[ Sherri watching "Titanic" ]
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Cath: Funny how men's eyes don't pop out of their heads when
they see a girl walking down the Champs Elysees with a
nice pair of personalities on her.
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Danny: Ah, you've got the body of the most sexiest creature
(according to the world statistics), and because they mate
based upon torso match, you'll probably end up being
rather prolific.
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Danny: I must control my fingers more (the girls are always
saying that)
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Paul Keating: The thing about Mr Howard is that he's got all the
vision of Mr Magoo but none of the good intentions
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Chris.B: I come alone.
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Nigel.H (to Mat): Will you sleep with me?
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Chris.B: What's a map of Tasmania?
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Family chatter about the blue moon........
Paul : There is a man who lives in the moon. I didn't see him.
Glenn (ever the realist) : No Paul, there is no man in the moon.
Paul : (horrified look) Yes there is!
Glenn : No there isn't.... who told you there was?
Paul : Santa!!
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Elissa: You deviant!
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Pratap: Arv has a way with words. He could be a sleaze and
get away with it if he wanted to.
Mat: Could be?
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Elissa: Your orders for this week are to be happy!
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Nigel: Me and mat bought about 10 bottles of pineapple juice when
we first moved in.
Clare: Oh i know why you guys did that
Mat: But it tastes nice!
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Susan: So do you eat the fish you catch?
Harchand: I'll catch them but I won't eat them, I don't have the
heart...
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Nigel.J.H: I'm just a slow poke
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Glenn : Ohhh, noone gives me pornogrpahy for my birthday!
Andrew : Are you going to have a gift registry?
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Arvind: I think yours is definitely bigger than mine.
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Pratap: Do you want one?
Jendra: you're giving chocolate away?
Kline: Are you feeling ok?
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Kline (to Harchand): Show me your goolies!
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Chris.B: I wish I had an extra two inches.
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Adam Richards: What's your name, petal?
Ian: *stunned silence*
Adam Richards: A bit shy are we?
Ian: I'm not used to being called "petal"!
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Pratap: Why is there a bee on top of the Christmas tree?
Ian.N: It's a B-Tree!!
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Elsie: Hold on, I'll just roll over... that's the first and
last time I'll do that for you!
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Harchand: Would you like a biscuit?
Kline: I'm not hungry
Jendra: Just say 'ahhh'
Harchand: She's not one of your girlfriends
Jendra : You don't have to eat it
Kline: I'll just lick it and put it back in.
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Adrian: I'm not afraid to experiment!
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Bill: Give me an anti-mongoloid!
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Arvind: I went to Hamburg and did a hamburger
Chris.B: What was she like?
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Eleana: I'm a Smorgy virgin actually
Pratap: Well i'll have to de-virgin you some time then
Eleana: You can Smorgy lay me anytime
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Roger: I smell something burning
Naomi: Well Arvind is in the bathroom!
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Question: Am I mature or immature?
Nikki: Immature!!
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Carol B: I think you're great!
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Marek: Mr Grumpy hey?
Pratap: Have you ever seen me grumpy?
Marek: NUP!
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Martin: The propellors were spinning that day!
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Michael: You run Unix at home?
Pratap: Yup... Mandrake 7.0
Michael: Pratap is now chief propellorhead!
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Pratap: I just had a bizarre thought!
Kathryn.S: What a surprise!
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Sonia: Do you want to squeeze my soft ball?
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Shelley: Diego is very feminine..
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Nikita: So better I!
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